Caught Off-Guard
We owned a restaurant for seven years together. My brother and I owned a restaurant together for seven years. One evening, a woman came to pay her bill. He was helping her out while I stood next to him. We made small talk with our regulars. She apologized to us out of the blue. Before we could ask what she meant, , she shocked us with an absolutely disgusting display…
She hurled her vomit through her fingers directly into the face of my brother. I let out a loud scream, and ran for the hills, while my brother was screaming “Oh no, Oh no” repeatedly. He ran to the kitchen and began pouring soap in his mouth. He still gags whenever I tell him that story.
