The Frequent Traveler
The crew was also seated, holding on to their seats, as we were experiencing a lot of turbulence. A man gets out of his seat in business class and tries to get towards the bathroom, but he bounces off other passengers and accidentally elbows a woman, breaking her nose.
From my jump seat next to the toilet I told him to get down. He replied “No, no problem, I am a Platinum Frequent Traveler, so it’s okay”. I was dumbfounded by this level of entitlement and stupidity. I tried to help the woman with the bloody nose. I ignored the bell in the bathroom. He returns later, angry that we didn’t respond to the bathroom bell to assist him.
You guessed it. He had urinated on himself due to the turbulence. It turns out that it’s not the best time to go to the bathroom.