No Longer Fine
I was going to Disney with my family and flying to Orlando. Just a few minutes before I boarded, I felt an ache in my lower abdomen. Then, I thought I was about to vomit. Only I knew that it wasn’t. My butt exploded as soon as I touched the elastic. After releasing what I felt was all of my internal structures, i threw out my destroyed underwear and raced to board.
The nausea began then. Never in my life have I felt so sick. The wheels had barely left ground when I ran to the bathroom, accompanied by a chorus of Sir! SIR! “You must remain seated and fastened to your seatbelt”! Nope. I went to the bathroom and started throwing up for the duration of the flight. After landing, I felt like I’d run a marathon and then nine rounds with Mike Tyson.
When I arrived at the hotel, I stayed there for the majority of the week. I missed it all. It was one of the worst things I have ever experienced in my 47-year life. I can’t believe it happened so fast…I went from feeling 100% fine to a sudden explosion of bodily liquids within seconds.
