Better Than the Pilot
On a bad flight, I experienced a lot of turbulence. After about 10 minutes, the lady next to me reached up and pressed her button. When the attendant walked over to check on her, this woman started throwing a fit. She starts to yell and scream at the attendant, saying that the flight was rough, she has been flying for her entire life, and the pilot clearly doesn’t know what he is doing.
The stewardess walked off.
