Unlucky Travels
I used to enjoy flying by myself. The flight was smaller and I had a window-side seat. But luck was not on my side. A very overweight man was assigned to sit beside me. I’m not putting him down, I’m just pointing out his weight. The guy occupies more space than my seat, so I’m pressed against the side of plane the whole flight.
I am also a small man, but I love my wiggle space just as much. It wasn’t even the worst part. He smelled SO BAD. It was like the body odor people get after not showering for several days. The flight attendants were sorry for me, but they couldn’t do anything to help as the flight was fully booked. The flight lasted only two hours, and thankfully, I never had to experience this again.
Please shower before you fly. Thanks.
