Motion Sickness mayhem
The business class was overbooked so I offered to switch to economy and take a seat in the aisle near the bathroom. I got a two-for-one deal for doing so. A kid and his mother came dragging butt towards the bathroom while I was sitting in my seat. Just as the child is about to enter the bathroom, the projectile vomits on my lap. The smell of puke lingered on my clothes for the rest of the trip home, even though I tried to clean them.
