The World’s Most Horrible Attention-Seeking Behavior, according to People from Around the World

39. Kicked out

For some reason, we were all sitting around in Spanish class and talking about the prom in plain English. Boring! The centipede was near my desk. You see, I was the kid in those days. The other boys began chanting “Eat it!” Eat it! “Eat it!” I said. I was thrown out of class.