1. What is a Clown?
We were all at a track meet for high school with our peers. The guy who had just finished his run came over and sat down for a few minutes before he vomited a spray of apple pieces he’d eaten earlier. My friend, being the crowd-pleaser that he is, gives in to the double dog dares. He takes his keys from his pocket and stabs a piece of apple into his mouth.
He wasn’t very popular when it came to attracting girls, but everyone enjoyed partying with the clown.
