33. New Nickname
Pinch-a Loaf was her nickname. She was a loud, obnoxious fourteen-year-old who was trying to fit in with older kids. She showed up at a party with the majority of grade 11 and 12 students at my highschool and included herself.
She didn’t bring any alcohol with her. She is told to leave and, in protest she squats and throws a deuce onto the kitchen floor.
She was Pinch-a-Loaf from that day forward.