36. Huge Crush
She didn’t realize how much I disliked her, even though she was a total jerk for the majority of my life. She stole my $300 leather jacket, and said she would not return it unless I dated her. So I called her mother and told her my parents would press charges if her mom didn’t step in.
She sent me a long text the day after I returned my jacket, saying that “I hurt her badly and it would be a long time before I could earn her trust back.”
I responded by saying, “I don’t trust you and I want you to leave.”