The Mistress Mystery
I may or may have not carried out a heavily drunken girlfriend with a large quantity of substances from my boss’s (CEO of a large company) house while she was covered by her own filth, so that his wife would not catch him when she returned home a day earlier after visiting her sister. You may be wondering how this happened.
My former boss cheated on her with a number of different women. He calls me because we’re friends outside of work and tells me to go to his apartment as soon as possible. I get there and he is completely blitzed. This chick was laying in her filth, naked, mumbling something. He tells me he needs to clean up and shower because his wife will be ten minutes from him. Please “Get this out of here.”
I cover the girl with a T-shirt and grab her. He shouts at me to get the party bag as I walk her out. Only one bag is available, a Dopp Kit. I grab it and jump into my car. This girl is absolutely blasted! She is unsure of where she lives, and believes she is having a heartattack. So I calmed her down a bit and reached into her purse to find her ID.
I drive her home. Fortunately, her address is on the card. I remember my Dopp kit as I pull up to my driveway. When I opened it, there were a lot of illegal substances inside. Later that week, I received a steak meal and a few beer from my boss. It’s obvious that I no longer worked there.
