Bathroom Behind the Bentley
I was at the house of a wealthy man to service not one but two generators. I drove up to his call box and buzzed him in. While I was walking up the cobblestone drive, I passed his garage. I was shocked. The garage had a basketball court and a tennis court on the top. On closer inspection, it turned out to be a parking garage.
There were 13 cars: a Chevy suburban, Mini Cooper and Subaru Outback. And some “simple” grocery carts. On the second floor, I found two Bentleys and a Rolls Royce. Also, a Lincoln Stretch Limo. To get to the generators, this guy had me go through four mechanical rooms. We went up to my truck and parked it.
This guy, wearing sandals and an Rolling Stones t-shirt pointed to the left. He said something that I will never forget. If you need to go to the bathroom, the Bentley is behind it. It was the most casual thing I have ever heard.
