Rich people who are out of touch

The Four Seasons: FBI

The guy in my dorm across from me went away on the weekend, and didn’t return for nearly a week. When he returned, his excuse was absurd. He claimed he was detained by FBI! He had a super-rich friend of a rich friend, who had flown his group to Miami for a suite at the Four Seasons.

The rich kid who received a monthly allowance of $40K stole from his father’s business in order to cover his overages, because $40K/month wasn’t enough. The FBI tracked him to the Four Seasons, where they broke up the party.