Rich people who are out of touch

Not the Smoothest

I used to be a smoothie counter employee at Equinox. There was a man that came almost every day. He always had the strangest complaint. He complained about being too busy to remember his gym bag…to go to the gym. He would buy a complete set of gym clothes, including shoes, from our retail section.

A full outfit cost more than the monthly rent at that store. I was in touch with the staff in the retail department often, and it appeared that he had never returned anything.