Rich people who are out of touch

A Penny Saved

I used to be a secretary for a billionaire. This rich guy did not live as you might think. Every week, we would have lunch at Subway near our offices. He always bought a lot of salt and pepper packets, napkins, or coffee stirrers. He seemed to enjoy getting free stuff and saving money by getting the restaurant off his back.

He invited me to attend a college game of football and asked me to come to his home to meet him before the event. The dude owned seven luxury cars in his garage. He insisted I drive in my 2002 Jetta, which had a cracked glass. Then he complained about my car nonstop the entire way to the match and when we arrived, I bought snacks for his sons and him. The seats were also not very comfortable.