You Wonder If Chameleons Eat Here
This sign seems to believe that a threat will bring in money. No menus are available? You’ll be served according to your merit? What could they possibly have known about me? You don’t know me! You don’t know me! You have not done it!
The sign is a Lie – We won’t be served the food we deserve. Instead, we will be served the food the staff thinks we deserve. It is best to go to a quiet place to eat.